Like many people, I've struggled to understand the differences between religions. But now, I've found a simple guide based on "shit happens". Some winners:
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are BAD.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
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Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock ... shit happens.
It makes everything perfectly clear.
Posted by Tony at November 25, 2003 10:51 PM | TrackBackI personally like:
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Posted by: Vinny at November 26, 2003 02:31 PM