Pun with Raccoons

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Our raccoon came back this evening, knocking at our sliding door. We haven't seen him for a long while (maybe years), but he's been knocking on the doors a bunch recently.

Andrew (9): "Why does the raccoon knock?"

Michael (6): "Because he's knock-turnal." [Big grin, waiting for a laugh.]

A funny, scientifically correct pun. Scary.

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The Wife Reply

Tony lacks some observational skills. Rocky visits regularly knocking on the bedroom door; the chick raccoons--they come and go. You can tell Rocky apart from the other raccoons because he has a withered front paw.

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