Democrats' Agenda

Now that the Democrats have retaken Congress, they're on an aggressive campaign to drive their agenda. While I applaud their determination, some of the items give me pause.

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

11. On-demand welfare

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

18. God to be mocked roundly

19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

22. Texas returned to Mexico

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

Thanks to Right-Was-Right for this funny list.

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Rob Franco Reply

Awesome, do you think they'll have feature requests for IE.Next? LOL :)

Cornelius Reply

They forgot one ...

26. Replace the Patriot Act with the Bill of Rights.

Tony Reply

Well, most of tne Bill of Rights. The Dems are a little selective about which amendments they like. That pesky 2nd Amendment seems to get ignored a lot.

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