This evening, I was reading a book about snakes to Michael (5).
Michael: "King cobras are my favorite snake."
Michael: "Because they can spit venom."
Me: "Do you wish you could spit venom?"
Michael: "Yes. I would kill you first. I'd leave your body for another snake to eat though."
I am never turning my back on him again.
(Did you know the average length of a king cobra is nineteen feet long? As if they weren't scary enough with the venom spitting and the big hood."