Michael (5) was mad at Michelle this evening because she wouldn't let him stay up past his bedtime to play his Gameboy (how cruel of her!) He was simply beside himself. Through his tears, he pulled me aside and said, "You should fire her."
I don't think it works that way, little kid. Plus, she'd get half.
Too bad I wouldn't get half of Microsoft's cash if they fired me. That would be OK.