[Scene from the Chor household this evening.]
Michael (5) comes into the kitchen despondent.
Michael: [Sobbing] "Andrew (8) is being rude."
Michelle picks him up to comfort him.
Michael: [Through his tears]: "Let's chop him up with an axe."
Michelle: [Soothingly] "OK."
Michael: [Suspiciously] "Do we even have an axe?"
Michael: "Well, let's a get a big knife and stab his heart." [Evil grin]
Who knows how this act will play out?