Darth Vader's blog

I seem to be on a bit of a Star Wars binge today...

Anyway, my new favorite blog is Darth Side. It's Darth Vader's blog and the writing is hysterical. In the most recent post, he's complaining about the contractors they're using for the second Death Star construction. He ends by looking forward to the picnic lunch his office is packing for his visit to Endor tomorrow. Sublime.

I also like Darth's management philosophy: "Shape up or sputter to the floor unconscious -- that's my motto." Hmm, maybe that will get IE 7 out faster... "Punish one, teach one thousand", as I always say.

Awesomely funny.

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TonE Reply

Reminds me of Eddie Izzard's re-enactment of Darth Vader in the Death Star cafeteria trying to order penne arrabiata.

Darth: I will have the Penne!
Chef: Ok, but you'll need a tray!
Darth: A tray, I need no tray, do you know who I am?
Chef: You know who I am?
Darth: This is not a game of who the F' are you! I am Vadar, I can kill you with a thought!
Chef: You'll still need a tray
Darth: I do not need a tray to kill you, even though I could kill you with a tray. I would hack at your neck with the thin bit, until your blood flows
Chef: No, the food is hot, you need a tray!
Darth: OH! The food is hot! I thought you wanted a fight to the death!
Chef: Fight to the death? I am a chef.I work here
Darth: Everyone challenges me. I run the Death Star
Chef: This is a star?
Darth: This is the Death Star, I run it. I am your boss!
Chef: You're Mr.Stevens?
Darth: Who is Mr.Stevens?
Chef: Head of Catering
Darth: I am not the head of catering! I can kill catering with a thought! Grr, F' it, I'll get a tray.

Tony Reply

Sounds awesome. We're huge Eddie Izzard fans, but I'm not sure I've seen this routine. Thanks.

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