Comparative religion simplified

Like many people, I've struggled to understand the differences between religions. But now, I've found a simple guide based on "shit happens". Some winners:

     Catholicism: Shit happens because you are BAD.
     Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
                       - and -
     Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock ... shit happens.

It makes everything perfectly clear.

No TrackBacks

1 Comment

Vinny Reply

I personally like:

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Leave a comment